Montana Auto Insurance

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Posted June 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm

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Resolved Question: Can anyone help me out on this crossword puzzle about auto Insurance it doesnt make since to me?
Across
1. Health and auto (16 Letters long)
3. Not just one vehicle (11 Letters long)
4. Men may have higher rates (6 Letters Long)
5. An additional ______ may raise the premium (16 Letters long)
8 2003 BMW vs. 1982 Mazda (13 Letters Long)
12. Course to learn how to use an auto(14 Letters long)
13. Devices to discourage vandalism(16 Letters long)

Down
2. Montana or New York(16 Letters long)
4. A+ (11 Letters long)
6. Continuing clients(17 Letters long)
7. Single rates vs. married rates(13 Letters long)
9. Under or over 15,000 miles per year(10 Letters long)
10. Safe driver or accident prone(13 Letters long)
11. Under 25 have higher rates(3 Letters long)

Resolved Question: Will all the woman on here hate me?
1….This guy’s at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife’s been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he’s met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.

Guy: “Doc, don’t tell me my wife’s dead. I just can’t take it. Really, I can’t take it. I love her.”

Doctor: “Well, sir, I do have some bad news.” Again the guy interrupts.

Guy: “Doc, just tell me, did she make it?” Doctor: “As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she’s in a vegatative state, which is likely where she’ll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you’ll have to take her home because your insurance doesn’t cover this type of thing.”

The guy slumps, just crushed.

Doctor: “With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she’ll likely live for at least another 30 years.”

The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.

Doctor: “As I said, your insurance doesn’t cover this kind of care, so you’ll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you’ll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You’re gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid.”

By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.

The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, “Hey, look at me.”

The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, “I’m just screwing with you, she’s dead.”

2……A fellow walks into a pet store and asks to buy a canary. The proprietor replies, “I’m fresh out, but I DO have a parakeet.” The customer insists on a canary, until the shop owner informs him that a parakeet can be made to sound like a canary if one files the beak just so. “But be careful not to file too much off, or the parakeet will drown when he goes to take a drink of water.” The potential customer decides that this is complete bullshit, but thanks the shop owner politely and leaves, sans parakeet. He goes into another pet shop and asks for a canary — no luck. “But”, says the shop owner, “I do have a parakeet, and if you file the beak just so, it can be made to sound just like a canary.” He goes on to explain that filing off too much beak will jeopardize the bird’s life, due to the potential for drowning when he takes a drink. The fellow finally decides that there is some merit to these claims and buys the parakeet. “Besides”, he thinks to himself, “parakeets are much cheaper.” His next stop is a hardware store, where he wanders into the file section, holding his recently purchased bird. The owner wanders by and asks of he needs some help. The new bird owner sheepishly explains how he intends to make his parakeet sing like a canary. The hardware store owner knowingly picks up a file and hands it to him. “Here, a Nichols #2 bastard file. But be careful not to file too much off, or the poor beastie might drown.” The bird and file owner thanks the hardware store owner and leaves for home.
A few weeks later, the bird owner wanders into the hardware store. The owner, recognizing him, asks how he made out with the parakeet. The fellow looks down and sadly reports “Bird’s dead”. The hardware store owner shares his sorrow and asks “Filed off too much beak?” To which the former bird owner replies “Nah, he was dead when I took him out of the vise.”

3……The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occured, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, “Oh, Shit”.
Only the state of Montana was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
“Hold my beer and watch this!”

*NOTE: Greatest advise my father gave me growing up…..:Marry a woman with small hands, that way your **** will look bigger.”